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 The omer may not be a time where we celebrate weddings but there's no reason you cant get started with Bangitout.com Top 10 Omer Pickup Lines:
10. Last night must have been 9, cause tonight you are a ten!
9. I'm not listening to the radio cause baby we could make sweet music on our own
8. I lost count, perhaps reciting your number would jog my memory
7. Do you by any chance find facial hair attractive?
6. Why count with a brocha? Seems to me you've been exceedingly blessed
5. If Shavous is considered like a wedding, the omer must be 49 nights of us dating
4 Omer is really all about barley offerings, does buying you a beer count?
3 Forget reciting the wrong day, I look at you, and baby I am down for the count!
2 It must be the Seventh night cause your making me week
1 Wanna go all the way??? I meant counting the omer with a brocha, sicko.
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